The Definition of “Problem” - Episode 070

October 19, 2017

In this episode, we talk about irregular plural nouns, french lab partners, and how to describe the order of your strings to an outsider. 

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This episode is also sponsored by Gabriel Tenorio String Company. Gabriel makes the finest hand-made strings for all your electric and acoustic guitar needs. Each set is hand-made and designed for your specific instrument. Join the #stringcult at www.thegts.co

Alternate titles:

"Feet Eye"

"Quebec to El Centro"

"HASHTAGROSEMCGOWAN"

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Is That Her Married Name? - Episode 069

October 12, 2017

In this episode, we talk about teachers with awkward names, wonder about rehoused Strymons, and build a hypothetical pedalboard for Phil's students. 

This episode is brought to you by SINASOID. They have amazing cables of all kinds. Check out the signature Slate cable, for all your instrument needs. With the 100 year warranty, it's the last cable you'll ever need to buy. Check them out at www.sinasoid.com

This episode is also sponsored by Gabriel Tenorio String Company. Gabriel makes the finest hand-made strings for all your electric and acoustic guitar needs. Each set is hand-made and designed for your specific instrument. Join the #stringcult at www.thegts.co

Alternate titles:

"Origins of 69"

"Good Paste Maker"

"I Have No Reason to Doubt"

"He Spells Mine With a Y"

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The Anthony Weiner of Pedalboards - Episode 068

October 5, 2017

In this episode, we talk about Cole's propensity for p-dubs, more NPR mumbo jumbo, and the gang is reunited and it feels so good. 

This episode is brought to you by SINASOID. They have amazing cables of all kinds. Check out the signature Slate cable, for all your instrument needs. With the 100 year warranty, it's the last cable you'll ever need to buy. Check them out at www.sinasoid.com

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Alternate titles:

"The Coat Factory Fortune"

"Secret Weezer Friends"

"Not Acoustical Ray Theory" 

"Phil Dephends Hephner" 

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Growin’ Up in the Dirty South - Episode 067

September 28, 2017

In this episode, we hear from our new cohost about growing up in the Dirty South, AKA Tennessee, AKA Mississippi.

We also talk about gear revelations, being a good husband, and once again discuss our favorite NPR moments. PLUS, the return of Pronoun Corner. 

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This episode is brought to you by SINASOID. They have amazing cables of all kinds. Check out the signature Slate cable, for all your instrument needs. With the 100 year warranty, it's the last cable you'll ever need to buy. Check them out at www.sinasoid.com

This episode is also sponsored by Gabriel Tenorio String Company. Gabriel makes the finest hand-made strings for all your electric and acoustic guitar needs. Each set is hand-made and designed for your specific instrument. Check them out at www.thegts.co

Alternate titles:

 

"Beauty Blind"

"The Return of Pronoun Corner" 

"Prog Grammar" 

"The Singular They"

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Phil’s Phinal Pharewell - Episode 066

September 21, 2017

In this episode, Cole recaps his trip to Matthews Effects headquarters in Richland, WA, and we're joined by Andy Kim with whom we talk about dream gear collaborations, carbon fiber bones, and whether or not NPR only hires people with weird names. 

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This episode is also sponsored by Gabriel Tenorio String Company. Gabriel makes the finest hand-made strings for all your electric and acoustic guitar needs. Each set is hand-made and designed for your specific instrument. Check them out at www.thegts.co

Alternate titles:

"One Too Many Asians"

"Slummage a Trois"

"Cole Gets Birthday Racist" 

"Clear Channel Presents: The Gear Slum"

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At the Preyground - Episode 065

September 14, 2017

In this episode, we find an amp for Aaron, discuss the relative merits of Christian puns, Aaron goes a step too far, and Phil tells the same story twice.

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Alternate titles:

"Hands at 10 and 2"

"Splash Pad Politics" 

"Ear Muffs" 

 

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Laser Beams and Yoga Pants: The Return of Quinxee - Episode 064

September 7, 2017

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Alternate titles:

"George Albert Ruthenberg"

"Who Moved My Wheelchair?!"

"Heart Shaped Box 2"

"One For the Little Guy in the Back"

"The Fifth Member"

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Gear Slum Interviews: Chad Gardner of King’s Kaleidoscope

September 4, 2017

Phil sat down with Chad after a show in Roseville, CA this summer. They talked about Chad's gear, King's Kaleidoscope's writing and record process, and Phil got the scoop on Chad's days as a wedding DJ. 

This episode is brought to you by SINASOID. Check them out at www.sinasoid.com. They have amazing cables of all kinds. Check out the signature Slate cable, for all your instrument needs. With the 100 year warranty, it's the last cable you'll ever need to buy.  

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She Found a Better Jesus - Episode 063

August 31, 2017

In this episode, we talk about Cole's Deluxes Reverb, the Porter Guitars Khrosis, Phil's new life of leisure, and other such nonsense. 

We also welcome our new sponsor, The Gabriel Tenorio String Company. Gabriel makes the finest hand-made strings for all your electric and acoustic guitar needs. Each set is hand-made and designed for your specific instrument. Check them out at www.thegts.co

This episode is also brought to you by SINASOID. Check them out at sinasoid.com. They have amazing cables of all kinds. Check out slivers if you need some durable, low-profile patch cables.

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Murder Knife: Episode 062

August 24, 2017

We would have also accepted: 

Phil Catches Blue Cholera

Too Many Jimmies

The Vinyl Solution

The Vinyl Countdown

One Vinyl Statement

Vinyl Destination

 

 

This episode is brought to you by SINASOID. Check them out at sinasoid.com. They have amazing cables of all kinds. Check out slivers if you need some durable, low-profile patch cables.

 

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